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Team Terina:
No Sardines
Picture our welcome party with amazing people, great music and perfect vibes—then servers bring platters of whole sardines, heads and eyes staring at you, smelling like the fish market at 5pm. They're not even a good finger food or hors d’oeuvres—just oily, smelly mess! Vote with me to skip the fishy funk and keep it fun and fresh. Get your sardines at some other time please!
Team Boris: Fishy Weirdos
Picture our welcome party with amazing people, great music and perfect vibes—then servers bring platters of gourmet sardines, sustainably caught, perfectly grilled, and elegantly plated with lemon and fresh herbs. They’re sophisticated, protein-packed, and absolutely delicious—the mark of a refined palate! Vote with me to prove we’re cultured enough to appreciate Portuguese sophistication and confident enough to handle a little fishiness with flair.
